HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
some china man knock on my door asking for water and money and i was like Mayo ( dont have). And he kept begging for it so i went to my kitchen and gave him a bottle.
i translate it to eng for i suck at hanyupinyin
Mr China: thank u and can u lend me $50, i will return!
Me: i dont have, sorry.
MrChina: please, please.. i beg u. *kneels at my step*
Me: i really dont have!! *atempted to close e door*
MrChina: *hold the door frm closing* PLease, i very poor thing, no food, no one i know, im lost..wabaa wabaa wabaa..
My bro came out.. and i ask him if he has 10bucks to spare me, he took one look at the guy and look at me
Bro: chairchair dont give! I saw him at prata shop that time.
Bro: U go away la, cheat ppl money only, take and drink teh terik, eat so many prata than can smoke somemore.
MrChina: *continue with his begging* jiu jiu ni la.. be a kind soul please.
Me: Go away or ill call the police.
My dad came out..he gave the guy 5bucks before.
Dad: Get lost, go go ..
tried closing the main door but the man holds it but pushing his both hands in.
Dad: GET YOUR HANDS AWAY!! he said all this is eng cos he cant speak chi for nuts.
MrChina: Pleaseee.. pleaseeeee... pleaseeeeeeeee
my dad got the house keys, unlock the gate and grab the man by his haversack and started fucking him off real badly and he ask me to call the cops. I didnt cos i was too engross watching the "show". The crazy man went down on his knees and my dad went last chance, or im calling the police.
The man spit at my dad and walk off, damn dramatic okay, he was all pitiful just now and now, he's another man. My dad pulled him back and he fell on the floor than sort of kick him and my neighbour came out.
The stupid man ran down the stairs and my dad almost gave chase. Thank god my neighbour stop. tsktsk.. loser..
Im kinda shocked... my dad kicks ass hokay! Dont mess with him..
hahaha im so hyper now, what a show..
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